what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
not enough credit is given to elsa for being an amazing architect
for real, i think only Kristoff got it
“I realize only one person will be damaged beyond repair if Peeta dies. Me.”
If archer shoots just for fun he has all his skill.
If he shoots for score his hands tremble and his breath is uneasy.
If he shoots for a golden price he becomes mad and blind.
His skill was not lessened, but the vision of the target changed him.
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GIFSET
A Republican elected official in Maine actually said this. But what war on women? (via whitegirlpolitickin)
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
This week’s Late Night Hashtag #Awkwarddate was pretty … awkward
“What I need is the dandelion in the spring. The bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction. The promise that life can go on, no matter how bad our losses. That it can be good again.”
nobody does panic like chandler bing